I don’t think anyone does. I have joked from some time that there is a piece of software out there called “Microsoft MovieScript”. You simply plug in the filters for genre, location, length, budget etc and it churns out a suitable script.
I think the same must be true for tabloid newspaper columns. However this software is fully automated. It searches the internet, news sites, social media etc and decides on a subject then churns out stuff like this, publishes it and sends a payment to the “columnist”. The filters are always set on fully provocative, unsubstantiated opinion whilst the fact filter is turned off.